For every obsessed, psychopathic girl who can’t let him go, and for every insecure guy who has ever asked “what was his car doing at your house last night?”, I’m starting a new web site.

StalkerTools.com will be the place to go for all the information you need to scare the living crap out of that person you love just a little too much.

Enjoy.

Apparently someone likes the Colbert Report, and wanted to share the love with the rest of us. The result is Snubster, a site which allows you to put people on notice, and when it gets really bad they can be upgraded to dead to me.

Give it a try.