The Barenaked Lads, enjoying their third year of success in Chicago, are going to hold a “Naked Night” in which the audience as well as the cast will be completely nude. Holy audience participation, Batman!

Yeah, I know it sounds cool at first but let me remind you, dear reader, that this is the theater crowd we’re talking about. I’m sure you can count on being surrounded by hundreds of old, fat, wrinkly bodies with way too much hair growing out of way too many places — just like any nude beach.