For the Star Wars geek in all of us, stormtrooper ornaments can restore order to your intergalactic Christmas. Also available: Leia, Luke, Amedala, Jabba the Hutt, and more.

No Pastafarian Christmas tree would be complete without the Flying Spaghetti Monster ornament.

Any steampunks hiding among us won’t be able to sleep until they have adorned their tree with a Cthuluclaus ornament.

And for the super-conservative, liberty-hating, support-the-troops crowd, my personal favorite is the unaborted commando fetus ornament. Now you can support the troops from the womb to the war and topple despotic scrooges for the holidays.