Top astronomers and scientists from around the world have been meeting to determine just exactly what qualifies as a planet. The focus appears to be on two heavenly bodies in particular — Pluto, and J-Lo’s ass — which, in spite of their size and gravitational pull, appear to bear none of the other characteristics exhibited by the other eight planets in our system.
Personally, on the subject of Pluto, I agree with Brian Marsden, who thinks Pluto shouldn’t be a planet. I’m still undecided on J-Lo’s ass, however, which has an orbit far more planetary than Pluto.
July 18th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
So you’re saying that J-Lo’s ass is a “heavenly body”? Sure, if you like someone whose only asset is her body. But for the majority of us women, we prefer to be known for our characters and strengths, not our asses.