- You can enjoy a beer all month long.
- Beer stains wash out.
- You don’t have to wine and dine beer.
- Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play football.
- When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
- Beer is never late.
- A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
- Hangovers go away.
- Beer labels come off without a fight.
- When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
- Beer never has a headache.
- After you’ve had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
- A beer won’t get upset if you come home with another beer.
- If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head.
- A beer always goes down easy.
- You can have more than one beer in a night, and not feel guilty.
- You can share a beer with your friends.
- You always know when you’re the first one to pop a beer.
- Beer is always wet.
- Beer doesn’t demand equality.
- You can have a beer in public.
- A beer doesn’t care when you come.
- A frigid beer is a good beer.
- If you change beers you don’t have to pay alimony.
- You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
- You can’t catch social diseases from a beer.
- When you’re interrupted by a beer, it’s for a good reason.
- A beer is always satisfying.
- A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
- A beer won’t tell you it’s pregnant for fun.
- A beer doesn’t have in-laws.
- No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
- To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.
- All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.
- Beer doesn’t complain about farting.
- The only thing a beer tells you is when it’s time to go to the bathroom.
- You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
- It’s okay to leave a party with a different beer than you arrived with.
- Beer won’t drive you to drink.
- You can shoot a beer.
- A beer chaser is easy to catch.
- You don’t need a license to live with a beer.
- A tree is good enough for a beer.
- Beer doesn’t grow hair where it shouldn’t.
- Beer doesn’t care how much you earn.
- Beer and Ice don’t mix.
- Beer won’t complain about your choice of vacation.
- Beer doesn’t care if you go to sleep right after you’ve had it.
- Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
- You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.
- Beer never complains about the wet spot.
- You can put all your old beers in one room, and they won’t fight.
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