What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.

How do you circumcise a Mormon?
Kick his sister in the chin.

How do you get an Ethiopian pregnant?
Come on her feet, and let the flies do the rest.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was chained to my bumper.

What’s the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
Hey y’all, watch this!

How many Jews can you fit in a VW bug?
Two in the front, two in the back, and 6 million in the ash tray.

What do you call a white guy with five black guys around him?
Coach.