@Randem

“De todos los animales de la creación el hombre es el único que bebe sin tener sed, come sin tener hambre y habla sin tener nada que decir.”

All of you young ladies who might be reading this owe it to yourself to do what I’m about to suggest. Seriously.

1. Step 1 - Just imagine for a moment that you’re a single guy. Just think of the type of guy you’d like to meet… maybe even marry. Now imagine for a moment that you’re him.
2. Now, got to your favorite personals web site — Yahoo! works.
3. While you’re pretending to be this guy, sign up for a new account and fill out the information. You know the answers to what he’s looking for because you made him up. Just do it.
4. When you’ve got your shill account all set up, click search.
5. Now, spend an afternoon looking at the kind of rubbish that we have to pick from. Start making choices now that will keep you from being a 25 year old divorced mother of two who waits tables at Applebees. You’ll thank me.

I mean it now. If I have to read one more profile that says “I’m a Christian and I expect you to be too” on the profile of an unwed mother, I’ll puke. If I have to read one more time about how “you must like kids because mine are important to me”, I’m going to commit murder. I fucking hope your kids are important to you! Moron!

I’m a very successful, very healthy, physically fit guy. I’ve got a good sense of humor, a nice car, a sense of adventure. I like romance and I love to travel. Do you really think I’m looking for the girl of my dreams to be a used-up-and-thrown-away mother of two who can’t even practice what she preaches? Get real!

You’re not seeing things, there really is Spanish starting to show up here. What good is knowing another language if you don’t use it, right? Get used to it. It’s a big world out there, and it doesn’t only speak English.

Y también, por cualquiera que sabe leer español, quiero decir “¡bienvenidos a la nueva época de mi sito!” Ojalá que mejore mi conocimiento del español.

“¿Por qué tomar por fuerza lo que sería regalado libremente con amor?”