All of you young ladies who might be reading this owe it to yourself to do what I’m about to suggest. Seriously.
- Step 1 - Just imagine for a moment that you’re a single guy. Just think of the type of guy you’d like to meet… maybe even marry. Now imagine for a moment that you’re him.
- Now, got to your favorite personals web site — Yahoo! works.
- While you’re pretending to be this guy, sign up for a new account and fill out the information. You know the answers to what he’s looking for because you made him up. Just do it.
- When you’ve got your shill account all set up, click search.
- Now, spend an afternoon looking at the kind of rubbish that we have to pick from. Start making choices now that will keep you from being a 25 year old divorced mother of two who waits tables at Applebees. You’ll thank me.
I mean it now. If I have to read one more profile that says “I’m a Christian and I expect you to be too” on the profile of an unwed mother, I’ll puke. If I have to read one more time about how “you must like kids because mine are important to me”, I’m going to commit murder. I fucking hope your kids are important to you! Moron!
I’m a very successful, very healthy, physically fit guy. I’ve got a good sense of humor, a nice car, a sense of adventure. I like romance and I love to travel. Do you really think I’m looking for the girl of my dreams to be a used-up-and-thrown-away mother of two who can’t even practice what she preaches? Get real!
