South Park vs. Scientology

Now how’s this for a press release?

“So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!

Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies… You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!”

Hot damn! I can’t wait to see tonight’s episode.

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