Apparently, loyalty to the kingdom is all that matters under King George II. The Empire has spent almost the entire duration of Bush’s rule analyzing intelligence failures of one sort or another. In the latest episode, two army analysts whose misinformation had a direct influence on the decision to conquer - er, I mean liberate - Iraq have received job performance awards three years in a row.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/27/AR2005052701618.html